mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(Source: kidt82, via iwillmindfuckyou)

my-teen-quote:

teen quotes, following everyone back

Which is to say, of course, not sweet at all.

my-teen-quote:

teen quotes, following everyone back

Which is to say, of course, not sweet at all.

(via flowerscent-adolescent)

polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(Source: frightscrest, via perks-of-being-chinese)

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

…

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

(via the-doctor-johnlocked-the-impala)

Anne Boleyn - The Tudors

(Source: mistress-tudor, via dailydormer)

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

(via fandomsaremylifeline)

my-life-in-disney:

How come I never caught this.

(Source: llionkings, via wonderfallls)

ask-decayed-loyalty:

quantumaviator:

d0cpr0fess0r:



WHAT THE FUCK

i dont get it

this joke is very WHAT THE FUCK

ask-decayed-loyalty:

quantumaviator:

d0cpr0fess0r:

image

WHAT THE FUCK

i dont get it

this joke is very WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: hipsterfart, via shadowhuntersofhogwarts)

(Source: teawitch, via mbrainspaz)